The Only Little Mons†er (Who Runs The World) $earching for a Teenage Dream in the 212, to find love in a hopeless place, who was Born This Way with a little S&M and yes you'll get slapped if you're looking hoe so C'Mon Take It Off and M-M-M-Marry The Niiight!

P.S. I'm Glad You Came, Where Have You Been?!
Give me that thing that I love!


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this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 



If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”